Its Probly You Asshole

D There's a man with a whiskey face G D Hollering 'cross the room G D Em A Politics and religion, like a hot air bourbon balloon D He's got mustard on his v-neck shirt G D He smells like cheap cologne D And he's interuptin my drinking time A N.C. I'm just trying ta catch a buzz and go home D So if you talk too loud, if you walk too proud G D If you ain't bin laid in years D If you haul along and yer never wrong Em A And ya always see things clear D D7 When you walk in with yur held up chin G D New people they start to move D If ya don't know who the asshole is A N.C. Well, buddy, its probly you D Now there's a drunk girl, in every bar G D Screaming "It's my birthday" D And hey Drakey won't cha play Free Bird Em A Its a alla bout me anyway D Alla her girlfriends are a rolling their eyes G D Saying she's too much to bear D I'll give you one guess who the asshole is A N.C. Its the blonde with the crown in her hair D So if you talk too loud, if you act too proud G D If you ain't bin laid in years D If you haul along and yer never wrong Em A And ya always see things clear D D7 When you walk in with yur held up chin G D New people they start to move D If ya don't know who the asshole is A N.C. Well, buddy, its probly you D If you sleep with married men, hate all minivans G D Park in handicap parks D If you don't put your buggy up Em A In the Walmart parking lot D If ya don't catch a release D Say yes ma'am and please G D And you think your shit don't stink D Well buddy, you're the asshole A N.C. And thats what we all think So lemme tell ya all a story.... D Well it was friday night, I'd won a scratch off ticket G D I was feeling 10 feet tall D I was full of Natural Light and feeling alright Em A Until I threw up on the bathroom stall D I got in a fight with my best friend G D And I made out with his girl you see D And that very night I realized .... A That the asshole was me... D So if you talk too loud, if you act too proud G D If you ain't bin laid in years D If you haul along and yer never wrong Em A And ya always see things clear D D7 When you walk in with yur held up chin G D New people they start to move D If ya don't know who the asshole is A Well, buddy, its probly you D If ya don't know who the asshole is A N.C. Well, buddy, ........its probly you