Im A Real Man

B7 A E I'm a real man, I got a real guitar E I'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are E Don't want to frighten you little girl, you're so sweet and nice A7 Don't want to have to tell you twice A I'm a real man E I'm goin' to rock like a real man B7 A7 Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program E N.C. How'd you like to rock with a real man? E Yes I'm a real man, baby, I'm not lyin' E I'm thirty-four years old now and I still don't mind dyin' E You can put the voodoo on me, girl E There's nothing I can't dodge N.C. Just check out this roller in my garage E Kids, these days, I'm talkin' about these young folk E About as wild as pollyanna after she growed up E After a hard day at the Casiotone they just don't want to live N.C. They're about as dangerous as a junior executive A I'm a real man E I'm goin' to rock like a real man B7 A Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program E N.C. How'd you like to rock with a real man? A Every dollar I earn E Girl, I let it all burn A And if I wind up in jail B7 There's only one of 2672 women that I know E N.C. Who would gladly pay my bail Guitar Solo E E Now you might say I'm just some fool on a boast E But I wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast E This ain't dan rather talkin', this ain't the president's son N.C. I'm still gonna have my fun A I'm a real man E I'm goin' to rock like a real man B7 A Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program E N.C. How'd you like to rock with a real man? A B7 A Turn off that elevator music in your computer program E N.C. How'd you like to rock with a real man? A E B7 A Don't make that elevator music in your computer program E N.C. Come on and rock with a real man!