Rhonda

B Abm It’s not a gag, it’s not a hoax C#m E It’s a series of very serious jokes B Abm C#m I can’t wait to get a job and lease a Honda, Em a Honda B Abm But Rhonda, Oh Rhonda C#m E She’s my bride and she resides B Abm Just outside Redondo Beach C#m Em Where I will go to hide from all my dreams B Abm C#m E B Abm C#m Em B Abm At the end of the day C#m E All the problems I have just fade away B Abm C#m When she wraps around me like an anaconda, Em anaconda. B Abm Rhonda, Oh Rhonda C#m E She’s my bride, oh yeah she'll be mine B Abm Just outside Redondo Beach C#m Em B Abm Where I will go to hide from all my dreams C#m E She also sells me weed B Abm She’s all I need C#m Em Oh Rhonda, why don’t you just love me?