Through The Windshield Holding Hands

A A E D E A His girlfriend's at wit's end, but they want to try again E He's tried to ask how do they make some breakup mutual A It's not like they could write a note then climb on a bike, E Ride into the wide blue and forget what they've been through D She's a bitch and he's a dick She makes him sick, he makes her frantic E So faking like they'll ride into the sunset's not romantic A So what should they do? N.C. Could they just shut up? E They've withstood barbs, lances, sharp glances N.C. Still go to shrinks, not dances A E It's not my fault that I think suicide's a far cry from useless E Confucius would say "f**k this," chalk deuces D She thinks their relationship could use an injection of commitment E So how 'bout brains on pavement? E Permanent's an understatement A E Oh my god why don't they just shut the f**k up? D All I ever hear about is I feel this And she says that and hey man I just need to get something off my chest E Buy you a fucking drink? How sbout you buy your own drink for once this month you f**k! A So how do I go through this shit? E No, I'm not used to fights, bashes, wounds, gashes Heartbreak, attacks, rematches A Not to say I'm OK E I've shown my share of contained enragement Adjacent to their tear-filled complacence D I think they should take some time to be apart, reflect, rewind E But that's no option when they both say that they're fine G# A A# B F**k this, I'm not taking it This song's devoted to commitment F# We're sick of all the whining, no one cares, no one can stand it E An automatic rifle in their mouth's the best prescription F# We're all so glad we've come to such an eloquent decision B F# So thank you, your undue attention's helped me see who I care for: Myself more than them E Just try to ignore my portents F# Important life lessons aren't absorbent, like towels or bowels B I'm too drunk to form vowels B