Domesplitter

F# B C# NC F**K YOU GET PUMPED F# B C# F# I'm looking out for falling knives and bricks B Because I heard you've got a bone to pick with me C# Now I can't sleep cause I'm worried sick F# That I'll wake up with an ice pick in my brain - B Keeping the door locked might keep you away, C# But I dunno how it's gonna keep me sane, When I have pills just to make it to the end of the day F# And so my bed's got a handgun underneath, B I've got a suicide pill in between my teeth, C# I've got a six-inch blade for my own relief And I've got nothing but your letters in the mail to keep F# Me up at night planning how I'll get out alive B If you decide that's enough, and now it's time I die C# If you break in tonight, this is what I'll cry: 2, 3, 4, no no oh don't break down the door B So why can't we pick up the pieces? F# Why can't just everybody make up? B And take a break 'til the tension decreases, F# Just practice, treat it like a break up? B And why can't we smooth out the creases? F# C# I don't wanna go to bed and never wake up, no F# I'm looking out for pieces of your mind B You feed to me when you feel like wasting time - C# Not that they work how you want, like cyanide, Strychnine, mustard gas, or any poison in kind, F# Because I keep every bottle I've got underneath B My kitchen sink full to the brim of the antidote, see C# Take a chill pill, take a single second to breathe, And you might see it's not worth taking a hatchet to me B So why can't we pick up the pieces? F# Why can't just everybody make up? B Take a break til the tension decreases, F# Just practice, treat it like a break up? B And why can't we smooth out the creases? F# C# I don't wanna go to bed and never wake up, no F# F# You gotta find some way to cut this out F# Cause I don't wanna hear it, never again, not now F# My heart beats harder when you're around F# And it's not a matter of "holier-than-thou" F# Well it's a fact your temper ceases F# When you enact blood sugar increases, F# And it ain't helping you to hear these speeches, B C# So maybe all you need are Snickers or Reese's F**K! B So why can't we pick up the pieces? F# Why can't just everybody make up? B Take a break til the tension decreases, F# Just practice, treat it like a break up? B And why can't we smooth out the creases? F# C# I don't wanna go to bed and never wake up, no F# -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Satan Says -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A D A D You've gotta stay away - I got a voice inside my head that doesn't wanna play with you tonight A D No, my calendar's blocked off for days - Just him and I alone We're drawing plays for ways to take the cake B D E But he won't ever sleep, so this won't take much more time A E A D Look, I got a lot to say, but not to you not yet There's gotta be a better way for me to skin this cat A D And now I'm another day behind on catching up with my friend deep inside my crooked head B D E No, he won't stop until I'm dead - That's the only way to make him leave A He gives me super powers E Like the wizards in "Twin Towers" F# Big thanks for the vase of flowers - E Sure, I've got 10 minutes, but it's not for hours A E We're aligning planets too - That's how you call Cthulu F# No, I'm not lying to you E Wait a goddamn minute, don't push the issue A D A D E A You've gotta stay away cause I gotta use this place D in a way that your mind won't erase A If you witness it, no saving grace will deliver you from dreams that always end in screams D and leave you paralyzed inside your mind with all the lies A It won't be clean or organized It won't be neat or undisguised D In fact, it's best if you're baptized if you surmise you'll be surprised A by thighs cut up and thrown aside with knives at least two inches wide D This time, go, or I'll pluck out your eyes and fry them up for me to dine on B D E We'll fall 10,000 feet, and it's you who's coming with me A He gave me super powers E Like the wizards in "Twin Towers" F# Big thanks for the vase of flowers - E Sure, I've got 10 minutes, but it's not for hours A E We're aligning planets too - That's how you call Cthulu F# No, I'm not lying to you E Wait a goddamn minute, don't push the issue A -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Monster in the Closet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D F#|o---------------o-| C#|o---7-4-5-4-5p4-o-| D A Bm G A Bm D E D D Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet The door's open even though I've tried to lock it A His teeth are long, he's gonna eat me today Bm G No matter what you say, I won't be OK, so there D Hey hey, won't you just turn out your pocket And gimme something I can put up on the docket A A simple strategy for fighting it back Bm G It's not like talking to it nice is gonna put it on track G A Bm G A Bm Just a stick or a broom that'll help me get it out of the room G A Bm A I don't wanna meet my own doom tonight D A So hey, just help me out Bm G A Bm Lend me a shotgun please for just one round D Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet We used some tape and now I'm hoping that'll block it A Must be a gate into another dimension Bm G And now I feel like a moderator in a detention, oh yeah D Hey hey, just a picture in a locket Now that it's gone and torn my bones out of their sockets A A solemn memory for those who knew best Bm G But for the monster in the closet, wasn't even a test G A Bm G A Bm So why couldn't you loan me a little help of your own? G A Bm A Couldn't even look in the room to make sure D A So hey, just help me out B G A Bm D E D Lend me a shotgun please for just one round D A Hey, just help me out Bm G A Bm Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth E F# G And I called, I called your name out loud D You never came and it was just the bones you found Bm It didn't leave a single bit of meat Eb E Not enough for positive police ID F# G And now I'm gone, gone, gone, don't you regret D Never giving me the time you say you'd spend G A Bm Sitting by my crackpot ass in bed A By my bed D A So hey, just help me out Bm G A B D E D Lend me a shotgun please for just one round D A Hey, just help me out Bm G A B Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Kingdom Come -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.C. 1,2,3,4 D A Bm D Well there's a factory that buys my daily bread N.C. But I'd go and fill the management so full of lead N.C. They wouldn't go and take the moments that I had N.C. And so I shot 'em in the head D Before I knew it there were sirens in the driveway N.C. Blaring louder than the radio N.C. And so I resolved to solve the situation with a pipe bomb N.C. And blew them all to kingdom come N.C. To kingdom come D A B D A B I blew them all to kingdom come D A Bm D A Keys in the door, keys in ignition Bm I don't know where I'm going, I don't know the mission D A Keys in the door, keys in ignition Bm I don't know where I'm going, probably to prison D A Before you knew it there were sirens in the driveway Bm Blaring louder than the radio D A And so I resolved to solve the situation with a pipe bomb Bm And blew them all to kingdom come N.C. To kingdom come D A Bm -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.Boredom Addict -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D D Well we've been sitting all around here for a couple of days A G And we've been staring at the sun because we like it D And we've been sitting all around here Sitting 'round getting blazed A G Because the boredom's just so bad that we can't fight it Bm We've been wondering when the highlights and cartoons'll come on A Yeah we've been wondering just when they will come on G A Wondering how we're gonna turn all of this into a song D Bm G A -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. Failed Invasion -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D G A D A E D D Well we were holding on for hours hoping that they'll call us back G A Yeah we were holding on and hoping they would call D We sat captive in the flowers with our radios in tact A E D We left our AK47s near the wall D Yeah we were here protecting nations, women, children from invasion G A Usually we just felt useless above all D A Every meeting's a vacation, never made it to the station for an infiltration E D Yeah, we're still too small D A So tell me why can't we learn to get along? And tell me, why are we always on the run? G Pretty sure this club is failing Haven't made the headlines yet A D So tell me, do you know if this invasion's set? D We've sat silent in libraries, drunk tanks, G A traffic jams and attics more than spaceships in the sky above our walls D Makes me think they just aren't coming, wasting time's better than running A E D That's what we've all told ourselves, if just to stall D Well we've been holding on for decades hoping that they'd call us back G A But I just don't think that that call's ever gonna come D A We sit captive in these flowers, picking asscracks, picking boogers, and I gotta say E D everybody, this ain't fun G D Maybe we should think of somewhere else to go G D Or maybe I should think about just going solo G D I'm tired of just waiting, contemplating masturbating A D With my brain might be a better way to go D A So tell me why can't we learn to get along? And tell me, why are we always on the run? G Pretty sure this club is failing Haven't made the headlines yet A D So tell me, do you know if this invasion's set? D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. We Are Alone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D G D G A Bm A G A D Now that we're alone G Why don't you tell me your name? D I've got a plan to get us out and they won't catch us G If you do what I say D Oh there's a hole G In the wall of my cell D We're crawling in and going through the sewer pipe G Before we both run like hell Bm We left the bodies by the water They were guards that we killed A And we were screaming bloody murder from the top of the hill G A And we run silently into the car parked for us by the side of the road D Now that we're alone G Why don't you tell me your name? D I know a place we can lay low until we feel like going G Back to that place D G I've got a whole head of things I can claim D But I won't lie it's us vs them G A And if we try, oh no we can't run away Bm Because we left the bodies by the water They were guards that we killed A And we were screaming bloody murder from the top of the hill G And we run silently into the car parked for us by the side of the road N.C. Now I know that we are alone D G D G A Bm Because we left the bodies by the water They were guards that we killed A And we were screaming bloody murder from the top of the hill G And we run silently into the car parked for us by the side of the road A (One more time) Bm We left the bodies by the water Bm They were guards that we killed A We left the bodies by the water A They were guards that we killed G We left the bodies by the water G They were guards that we killed G Before it all A Now I know we are alone D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. Living Dead -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D Shoot out the locks, shatter the windows N.C. Destroy belongings, leave the letter on the table D A And we'll be gone before they get home in the morn G Bm A We put your invoice in the mail, so send a check when you are able D A G B A D Yeah we'll be gone before they get home in their beds Bm A (We are the living dead, we are the living dead) D We'll take their babies and crack open pretty heads Bm A (We are the living dead, we are the living dead) D We'll take 'em all before they get home in their beds Bm A (We are the living dead, we are the living dead) D We'll take 'em all before they get home in their beds Bm A (We are the living dead, and don't you care about our cred?) D A Bm We don't give a f**k about your ethics, who you are G BmA Where you come from or all the other shit you've done D A Bm We don't care at all about obsessions, your confessions G Bm We don't care about the office you have run A So come on D A (Hey, hey, hey, hey) G Bm A We are the living dead, we are the living dead D A (Hey, hey, hey, hey) G Bm A We are the living dead, we are the living dead D We'll be gone before they get home in their beds Bm A (We are the living dead, we are the living dead) D We'll take their babies and crack open pretty heads Bm A (We are the living dead, we are the living dead) D We'll take 'em all before they get home like I said Bm A (We are the living dead, we are the living dead) D We'll take 'em all before they get home in their beds Bm A (We are the living dead, and we don't give a f**k you) D We don't give a f**k A Bm About obsessions, your confessions G Bm A We don't care about the office you have run D A Bm We don't give a f**k about your ethics, who you are G Bm Where you come from or all the other shit you've done A So come on D A (Hey, hey, hey, hey) G Bm A We are the living dead, we are the living dead D A (Hey, hey, hey, hey) G Bm A We are the living dead, we are the living dead D A (Hey, hey, hey, hey) G Bm A We are the living dead, we are the living dead D A (Hey, hey, hey, hey) G Bm A We are the living dead, we are the living dead D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. In Orbit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D Bm G D We left in rocket ships, just like the cartoon strips, Bm G or movie scripts we've seen up on projection screens D We left the earth for a new place of worth Bm G that we could call our own, without resistance no Bm G And we'll stay up all night before we sleep all day D and forget about our planet, blown away Bm G Cause it's just me and you and a small robot crew E G that serves us tea for two in the orbit of the moon D Bm G D We've got just two months time before rescue arrives, Bm G our crimes are left behind, we've all got peace of mind D Bm G So why should we subject ourselves to the rigor and drudgery of a new world Bm G When we could just stay up all night before we sleep all day D and forget about our planet, blown away Bm G Cause it's just me and you and a small robot crew E G that serves us tea for two in the orbit of the moon (2x) (2x) (2x) (2x) F#|o2-----------------------o|o------------------------o| C#|o------4--2-----4--2--0--o|o2-----4--0-----0-----0--o| (3x) F#|o2-----------------------------------------------o| C#|o---------4--------2-----------4-----2-----0-----o| (2x) F#|o------------------------------------------------o| C#|o2--------4--------0-----------------------------o| D We left in rocket ships, just like the cartoon strips, Bm G or movie scripts we've seen up on projection screens D We left the earth for a new place of worth Bm G that we could call our own, without resistance no Bm G And we'll stay up all night before we sleep all day D and forget about our planet, blown away Bm G Cause it's just me and you and a small robot crew E G D that serves us tea for two in the orbit of the moon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. They Came for Me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D D They came for me in the middle of the night D They came for me on a wave of panic and fright B And how I wept for all their problems D Oh how I wept for all their sins D E F# D C# Knocked down the doors and lurched their bodies up the stairs, D Entered the bedrooms, yeah they caught us unawares - Bm And how I wept for all their problems, D Oh how I wept for all their sins D C# And I said hey there, living dead, just where do you come from? D Where are you going? And can you give me a crumb - Bm Not of the brains and flesh you feast on, or the corpses left behind, D But just a piece of evidence so I can ease my throbbing mind D They came for me in the middle of the night D They came for me on a wave of panic and fright Bm And how I wept for all their problems D Oh how I wept for all their sins D Knocked down the doors and lurched their bodies up the stairs, D Entered the bedrooms, yeah they caught us unawares - Bm And how I wept for all their problems, D Oh how I wept for all their sins D C# And I said hey there, living dead, just where do you come from? D Where are you going? And can you give me a crumb - Bm Not of the brains and flesh you feast on, or the corpses left behind, D But just a piece of evidence so I can ease my throbbing mind Bm They left us hostage in the streets D And they attacked us where we sleep Bm When all I wanted was some peace D So let's go get 'em where they creep D And I said hey there, living dead, just where do you come from? D Where are you going? And can you give me a crumb - Bm Not of the brains and flesh you feast on, or the corpses left behind, D But just a piece of evidence so I can ease my throbbing mind D