Brain Surgery

D She's got a cancer sitting on the base of her brain E G D E G She's gotta know (whoa-oh) we've got an answer, but it's not entirely sane or rational (whoa-oh) D E G It comes in pills, poppers poisonous so much they'll inflame the lining sitting safe inside of her skull D E G Why don't we drill, suck the fucker out, and hope it'll heal and it won't grow? (whoa-oh) F**K YOU GET PUMPED D E G D E G YEAAAHHH D Can you explain what she's eating how does she exercise? E G D E G We've gotta know(whoa-oh) so we can say what the side effects will be on her mind, or if she'll croak(whoa-oh) B Cause we admit that it's a problem and nobody has answers D Might as well give her a cup of tea G A It's the least we can do to ease the tension before the surgery But we're not offering a guarantee Chrous D E Everybody knows by now she's gotta go right now G E To the operating table with her lights out D E Everybody knows by now she's gotta go right now G E D Might as well just make a habit, bend and kowtow now YEAAAAHHHH D Can she speak? E G Can she feel it when you tickle or poke between her toes? (whoa-oh) D Does she feel weak? E G How remarkable... You're sure she awoke and then arose? (woah-oh) D What's the deal? D How's that moving? What's the sound from the stairs? E G Could we have woken up a power inside? D Confide in me brother - Did wake up a god? E G Should we lie? Or should we go and just curl up and die? B Woke a fucking monster with the power of science D Can you pass me that bag and IV? G I'm gonna mainline morphine, close my eyes, A And just hope that she don't see me before I pass out I'm so sorry D E Everybody knows by now she's gotta go right now G E To the operating table with her lights out D E Everybody knows by now she's gotta go right now G E D Might as well just make a habit, bend and kowtow now D E Everybody knows by now she's gotta go right now G E To the operating table with her lights out D E Everybody knows by now she's gotta go right now G E D Might as well just make a habit, bend and kowtow now DIRECT HIT SUCKS! FUGP