Dinner Date

G E A C G E I had the lamest date to the A C Daddy daughter dance G E Maybe that's why I don't like A C To fucking slow dance G E And my mom said don't buy vegetables A C They won't last G E A C Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past G E And I go through these phases A C Of people and places G E And the turkey is tasty A C Just like the shit that you're talking G E A C So you know I had to shoot that down E Because everyone's family A C When you're in a hospital G E A C And you know I'm scared G E A C Like the third grader on a triple dog dare G E And I go through these phases A C Of people and places G E And the turkey is tasty A C Just like the shit that you're talking G E A C And maybe if you took me out to dinner G E A C I would like anything for another year