Duran Duran And Princess Di

A B Bless this castle, it's a keep, C#m F#m Pull up the sleeves on your trousers, A B When Jeremy Corbyn goes to sleep, C#m F#m Does he dream of haunted houses? A B C#m E And I've survived nights when inspectors pounded on my door, A B C#m E And 10 Downing Street, tell me: what's the front door for? A B C# F# And don't you try to convince me otherwise. A I'm a royalist. A B With William and Harry standing by, C#m F# Nobody in England is going to die. A B Who was it who sang their lullaby? C#m F# Duran Duran and Princess Di. A B C#m F# A B E A B C#m F# Reading the bloody papers, I work up a bloody thirst, A B C#m F# And Tony Blair can't go to sleep unless he chokes his chicken first, A B C#m E Now I'd fancy another pint down at The Cock and Bull, A B C#m E And Boris Johnson's tits have a gravitational pull, A B C#m F# And don't you muppet try to make me see the light, now. A I'm a royalist. Yeah! A B With William and Harry standing by, C#m F# Nobody in England is going to die. A B Who was it that sang their lullaby? C#m F# Duran Duran and Princess Di. A B C#m F# A B E D C#m When you close your eyes, E B D Can you feel the paparazzi shooting lies into Parisian skies as Dodi Fayed dies? D C#m Man, don't it make you sick? C#m E Had it up to here with dirty tricks from MI6, B D C#m E B They made me look in Wayne Rooney's eyes. D C#m E F# Eyes! B A Bm C#m F# A B C#m F#m A B C#m F# There's a Union Jill trapped inside the Jack who wears a dress, A B C#m F# And come, we, now, to the man who wants to break the NHS, A B C#m E In France, he is introduced as "Nie-ghel Fah-rah-ge", A B But here, in the post-Brexit, C#m He's a right fucking cunt! A B C#m F# And I know this will need to be cleaned up for the radio, A I'm a realist. Yeah! A B With William and Harry on the case, C#m F# England will finish in first place, A B On a Sunday roast, do let us gorge, C#m F# Kate's knitting socks for little George, A B With Meghan Markle in the fold, C#m F# So many more stories to be told, A B Often, feelings do get hurt, C#m With the three lions on my shirt! A B C#m F# Three more lions in my trousers. A B F# Does Jeremy Corbyn dream of haunted houses?