The Waitress Song

G Those 4 ladies where mean to you Em I know it's true, I know it's true G Then your boss embarressed you Em I know its true, I know it's true C D G But we're gonna show them all C D Because im bringing you, a dozen red roses G At the restaurant, restaurant G Tired of sub-serviant things you must do Em I know it's true, I know it's true G And of the hungry mouths that dont appreciate you Em I know it's true, I know it's true C D G But we're gonna show them all C D And if the potato soup has too much salt in it G Well thats too bad, too bad C D And if the creams are starting to smell like cheese G Well thats not your problem, its not your problem C D And if the French toast doesnt have enough egg on it G Well let'em suffer, let'em suffer G Tired of the cook who keeps pawing at you Em I know its true, I know its true G And your sick of his cracks about blacks and jews Em I know its true, I know its true C D G But we're gonna show them all C D And if there's a line at the cash register, 15 thick G Well let'em wait, let'em wait C D And if the service stinks its not your problem G Its the boss's problem, its the boss's problem C D And they pay you two-fifty an hour G because it's their place, their place C D G And they don't care if you got a sad look on your face G Em G Em G Em But I care G Someday I'm gonna rescue you Em I know it's true, I know it's true G Because I'll have a job that can pay for two Em I know it's true, I know it's true C D G And we'll go out to eat C D And we'll make sure to be real nice G To the poor waitress with tears in her eyes C D For rushing around and waiting on people G Who don't give a damn if they've upset her C D Yes all in all we'll make her evening G A whole lot better, a whole lot better C D G Because we'll understand G Five o'clock in the morning isn't the best time for you Em I know it's true, I know it's true G And your hair smells like fried fish when you're through Em I know it's true, I know it's true C D G But we're gonna show them all C And if the phone's ringing of the hook D With orders to go G That take special preparation and they come and they pick it up and they dont even leave you a tip C D Well they can just get their food somewhere else G Because I've got you know with my bouquet C D Of a dozen red roses, just for you C D We'll show them what a satisfied customer should do C D We'll kiss in front of them and when we're through Em C Your boss might wanna have a few Em D Unpleasant things to say to you C Bm And you and I, will bitter do C Because I don't have that job Bm That can pay for two C D G But someday I will