Christmas In A Chinese Restaurant

C/G F 2x F G I ate Chinese food on Xmas day, cause ya kicked me out cause I told the kids F G that Santa's sleigh did not exist, but I was drunk and you got pissed...but C/G F G C/G F C/G F anyways...have a very merry Xmas. F G F Is it worth it now to was on back, I walked on by a dozen times, and that's G no lie, my lips are chapped, my nose is red, my tears are ice...but C/G F G C/G F C/G F anyways...Feliz Navidad and all that. F C/G I'm walkin' through the town square, singin' Xmas carols to myself. Well F D it's so lonely and it's cold, I cannot feel my toes, but it feels more like G C/G F C/G F I'm burning in hell. F G How was the turkey? How was the ham? I can't finish my moo goo gai pan, F G C/G F but that's not all, they cut me off from alcohol...but anyways...we go on G C/G F C/G F and deck the halls. F C/G I'm walkin' through the town square, singin' Xmas carols to myself. Well F D it's so lonely and it's cold, I cannot feel my toes, but it feels more like G C/G F C/G F C/G I'm burning in hell.