Bubba Hyde

C7 G D7 Bb/Am7/G C7 G Barney works down at the A&P, drives a baby blue AMC D7 G ain't missed a day of work in 13 years, he's a fire dept. volunteer C7 he's got a yard that's always just been mowed G collected stamps since he was 10 years old D7 you never seen a more regular guy, G but when the sun goes down on Friday night G7 C7 slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave G puts on his Elvis jacket custom made G7 D7 gets in his patent leather zebra boots G fires up his Super Sport Malibu G7 C7 he burns that rubber 'cross the county line G a honky tonkin' fool 'til closing time G7 D7 you oughta see him metamorphosize G from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde Monday morning it's a suit and tie, attention shoppers there's a two for one buy Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel, makes his rounds in the Bookmobile he's got a Wednesday night canasta game Thursday's a tourney at the bowling lanes his friends would freak out if they only knew the party animal he turns into