If Only Alan Won The Pools

F Bb F Alan, make a miracle, make a miracle come true Bb F In our damp living room, Bb F In the newsagents queue, F Bb F In spaces in small places I place all my trust in you. Bb F With my biro in your hand Bb F You are more than just a man Gm Bb F And you always grin that you might win and I bloody well hope so. Gm My life unfurls in the western world, Bb F I’ve nowhere else to go. C Bb F If Alan won the pools we’d take a trip to Florida, C Bb F And we would spend the money like it really had been earnt. Bb F Would Alan give me away, Bb F The stupid things that he says, C Bb He says “Judith, I do the coupon, just to get away from you, C Bb Bb F G Bb If I won the pools you’d be surprised what I would do….” F G Bb (Intro to Seven years in these boots….)