Welcome To Barovia

Dm Cm Dm Welcome to Barovia! Have a look around. Gm F Evilness is lurking in this valley that you've found. Gm F A We've got plenty of plot hooks. Some evil, some good. A7 Am If you're still feeling hopeful here, you've misunderstood. Dm Cm Dm Welcome to Ravenloft! Come and take a seat! Gm F Would you like to try a glass of wine or some suspicious meat? Gm F A There's no need to worry, you're my humble guest, ha ha! A7 Am Until you start to bore me then your blood I'll ingest. Dm Cm Dm Welcome to Barovia, what would you prefer? Gm F Would you fight for peasant rights or be a party saboteur? Gm F A Be happy, be thirsty! Be bursting with rage! A7 Am We've got a million different quests to engage Dm Cm Dm Welcome to Ravenloft! Put your cares aside. Gm F Here's a tip for draining plasma, here's my love who sadly died. Gm F A We've got zombies, and werewolves, and magical swords! A7 Am And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of me and Ireena Kolyana getting together and staying together for- Dm Cm Dm Welcome to Barovia! Hold on to your soul! Gm F 'Cause you just escaped the Death House so you're under my control! Gm F A It's foggy and oppressive, I'll give you a tour! A7 Am You'll never leave here, of that I'll ensure! Dm Cm Dm See a man beheaded, get dejected, have a drink. Gm F Bring me paintings of Ireena, tell me every thought you think. Gm F A Form a party, start a fire, just don't mess with this vampire. A7 Am Give you all that you desire, 'till you find out I'm a liar, then you- Dm Cm Dm Here's a healthy breakfast option! You should k**l your monk. Gm F Why don't women ever love me? Here's a dagger. K**l your monk. Gm F A What type of hero are you? Take a card and see! A7 Am A7 Gm F E7 Dm I've brought you to this demi-plane to be playthings for me. Dm Cm Dm Can I interest you in visiting for all of time? Gm F Insanity and suffering, for all of time? Gm F A Fratricide's a tragedy and I'm bored all the time. A7 Am C You are here to entertain me for all of time. Dm Cm Dm Can I interest you in visiting for all of time? Gm F Insanity and suffering, for all of time? Gm F A Fratricide's a tragedy and I'm bored all the time. A7 Am C You are here to entertain me for all of time.