These Old Shoes

Am)Well, they said, “it was the cheapest fare at F this time of year” Am)And they said, “It’s nice and safe, you got F nothing to fear” So I will take C this old Dm plane to get F to you Yes, I will take C this old Dm plane to get F to you Am)Twenty minutes later the F plane crashes down Am)And I’m one of three left amongst a F priest and a clown Am)And then all I can hear is the F hiss of the track Am)I said, “why the hell not” and I F jump on the back And I will take C this old Dm train to get F to you Yes, I will take C this old Dm)train to get F to you Am)She said, “get off my train you F dirty hobo” Am)And I tried to explain but it was a no F go Am)It was a no go for this hobo F Am)He said for fifty bucks I could take F it Am)And He was sure that this lemon could F make it So I will take C this old Dm car to get to you F Yes, I will take C this old Dm car to get to you F Am Couple miles out of this old part F of town Am)My engine explodes with a horrible F sound C Dm F But I will take these old shoes to get to you C Dm F Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you C Dm F Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you C Dm Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to youF