Did I Shave My Legs For This

D A Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find E When I came home from working tonight A A7 D A Well now here I stand, over this frying pan E A And you want a cold one again D A I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right D E I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight A A7 D A E Well, it's perfectly clear, between the T.V. and beer, I won't get so much as a kiss A A7 D A As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure E A Did I shave my legs for this? A D A E D A Now when we first met, you promised you'd get E A house on a hill with a pool A A7 D A Well this trailer stays wet, and we're swimmin' in debt, E A And you want me to go back to school D A I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right D E I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight A A7 D A E Well, it's perfectly clear, between the T.V. and beer, I won't get so much as a kiss A D A As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure E A Did I shave my legs for this? D A E D A Darlin, Did I Shave My legs for this?