Hail To The Geek

A E I got a spiderman t-shirt D A I got Converse that are rotting off my feet A I got a bad mustache E a reoccurring rash and not a lot of cash D I spend it on my stash A Man it's good to be a geek A Well it's good to be a geek E It's good to be a creep D It's good to draw my pictures A that no one will ever see. A It's good to be a geek E It's good to be unknown D It's good I'm never waiting A right beside the telephone Cuz no one ever... I play dungeons and dragons I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief got seven hit die on my backstab sometimes you know it's good to be a geek. It's good to be a geek It's good to play the freak It's good to comb my mullet once every other week As far as I can see It's good to play the Wii Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3 Cuz no one ever... B E A D Someday I'll learn to play guitar B E A D Start up a band and be a star B E A D And when you wind up pumping gas B E A D G Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$... I'm addicted to Star Trek I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak I find I'm more inclined to spend the bulk of my time on the starship enterprise than talking to girls I meet it's good to have a plan it's good to be the man it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan cuz no one ever... Someday I'll learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$... Play Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie tenth grade is when I got the indian burn four years of continuous wedgies wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn someday I'll buy a fancy condo someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house someday you'll kiss my a$$ It's good to make some noise it's good to scream outloud it's good to feel immortal like your last name is McCloud it's good to be a geek its good to be unseen its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen it's good to be a geek it's good to be the man it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan It's good to be a geek It's good to be unknown It's good I'm never waiting right beside the telephone Cuz no one ever... I got a bad mustache a reoccurring rash and not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man it's good to be a geek You know I don't intend To look like Boba Fett I got my Holland set Although it makes me sweat Man it's good to be a geek!