Pull My Strings

A D C A D C I'm tired of self-respect A D C A D C I can't afford a car A D C I wanna be a A D C A D C A D C prefab super--star B E D I wanna be a tool B E D Don't need no soul B E D Wanna make big money B Em(hold) Playing rock and roll A D C A D C I'll make my music boring A D C A D C I'll play my music slow A D C I ain't no artist A D C I'm a business--man A D C A D C No ideas of my own B E D I won't offend B E D Or rock the boat B E D Just s*x and drugs And rock and roll Mocking Knack's My Sharona G Drool, drool, drool C C C Bb drool, drool drool My payola! G Drool, drool, drool C C C Bb drool, drool drool My payola! A D C A D C You'll pay ten bucks to see me A D C A D C On a fifteen foot high stage A D C A D C Fatass bouncers kick the shit A D C Out of kids who try to A D C B E D dance If my friends say B E D I've lost my guts" B E D I'll laugh and say B Em(hold) That's rock and roll But there's just one problem Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star G Bm Give me a toot I'll Em C sell you my soul G Bm Pull my strings Em and I'll go far G Bm Give me a toot I'll Em C sell you my soul G Bm Pull my strings Em and I'll go far B E D And when I'm rich B E D And meet Bob Hope B E D We'll shoot some golf B E G Bm Em C And shoot some dope G Bm Is my cock big enough Em C Is my brain small enough G Bm Em For you to make me a star G Bm Give me a toot I'll Em C sell you my soul G Bm Pull my strings Em and I'll go far Guitar G-Bm-Em-C-G-Bm-Em-- 4x Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star G Bm Is my cock big enough Em C Is my brain small enough G Bm Em For you to make me a star G Bm Give me a toot I'll Em C sell you my soul G Bm Pull my strings Em and I'll go far G Bm Give me a toot I'll Em C sell you my soul G Bm Pull my strings Em and I'll go far G Drool, drool, drool C C C Bb drool, drool drool My payola! G Drool, drool, drool C C C Bb drool, drool drool My payola!