Plastic Jesus

C Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes, F Long as I have my plastic Jesus C G Riding on the dashboard of my car C Comes in colors pink and pleasant, F Glows in the dark, cuz' he's iridescent, C G Carry it with you when you travel far. C F Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus, C G riding on the dashboard of my car C F Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus, C G riding on the dashboard of my car C Get yourself a sweet Madonna, F dressed in rhinestones,sitting on a C G pedestal of abalone shell C Goin' ninety, I ain't scared, F 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary C G Assuring me that I won't go to Hell C F Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus, C G riding on the dashboard of my car C Through all trials and tribulations, F we will travel throughout the nation, C G C with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.