Longhaired Redneck - Ver 2

G C D G Country DJs knows that I'm an outlaw G C They'd never come to see me in this dive C G D/F# Em Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies Am D Who are praying they'll get out of here alive C D G The loud mouth in the corner's getting to me G C Talking about my earrings and my hair C G D/F# Em I guess he ain't read the signs that say I've been to prison Am D Someone ought to warn him before I knock him off his chair C D G Cause my long hair just can't cover up my redneck G C I've won every fight I've ever fought C G D/F# Em Hey, I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country Am D And sayin' I ain't worth the damned old ticket that he bought G C Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas D G D And I still do all the sad ones that I know G C They tell me, I look like Merle Haggard Am D And sound a lot like David Allan Coe C D G And the barmaid in the last town that we played in G C Knew the words to every song I'd wrote C G D/F# Em She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album Am D Just about the time the jukebox broke C D G Yeah, Johnny Cash helped me get out of prison G C Long before Rodriguez stole that goat C G D/F# Em I've been the Rhinestone Cowboy for so long I can't remember Am D And I can do you every song Hank Williams ever wrote G C And I can sing all them songs about Texas D G D And I still do all the sad ones that I know G C I can't help it, I look like Merle Haggard Am D And I sound a lot like David Allan Coe C D G But the country DJs all think I'm an outlaw G C And they'd never come to see me in this dive C G D/F# Em Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies Am D Who are praying they'll get out of here alive C D G The loud mouth in the corner's getting to me G C Talking about my earrings and my hair (fade out)