Grannys Off Her Rocker

B E E A Grandma she just sits there in that rocking chair all day E B They say she lost the will to live when grandpa pasted away A E A Then a young man selling pots and pans came knocking at her door E B E Granny don?t waste precious time rocking anymore. A E Granny?s Off Her Rocker and the family is upset A E B She took her life savings and bought a red corvette E A There?s talk of putting her away, her new lifestyles a shocker B E B E Since she met this man they?re sayin?, Granny?s Off Her Rocker. A E Granny?s Off Her Rocker and she?s havin? herself a ball A E B She?s dancin? now and drinkin? wine and that surprised us all E A She never used to say a word, now she?s quite a talker B E B E She told her family where to go, and they thinks she?s Off Her Rocker. E A Her license plate says ?Eat My Dust?, she?s drinkin? Hiram Walker B E There ain?t no doubt in no one?s mind, Granny?s Off Her Rocker.