Talking Cancer Blues

G C I was sitting in the back yard sucking on a Good Humor D Along comes a Doc, says my wife has a tumor G C D And it was malignant G C Now the AMA and the medical highers D They don't agree with Liggette & Meyers G C They say smoking is bad for you, it'll give you cancer D G Hell of a cough, too G C Well, there is cancer of the liver; there is cancer of the lung D Cancer of the lip, the throat, the tongue G C There's 17 malignant tumors in one filter tip king size D Now light up G C Well, a cigarette was needed that was relatively clean D They come out with filters, low tars & nicotine G C (Pretty low on sales, too!) All that research gone to waste D G No harmful ingredient, no cigarette taste C Well, the companies panicked, they had to find an answer D G They increased the tobacco strain and everybody's getting cancer C Look what I got free with these cigarette coupons D A chest X-ray G C Well, the hashish interest in Mexico D Has found a way to redouble their dough G They got a weed! C Has no tar, so they say D Let's all get the habit, marijuana's here to stay G C D So if you want a treat and you don't mind the treatment G C Smoke pot! D G C D G It's the thinking man's cigarette!