Dice Lice Blues

C A7 Every chest's a mimic Dm7 G All the gold's illusion. C A7 The ring I found's a gimmick Dm7 G That only caused confusion. C A7 C E7 A7 My magic user's gone bananas too... Dm7 G C G Why must I roll the dice the way I do? C A7 My cleric's drunk and mawkish. Dm7 G My bard's tone deaf I fear. C A7 I think my elf's half-orcish Dm G And my monk has gonorrhea. C A7 C E7 A7 My paladin just sold his horse for glue. Dm7 G C E7 Why must I roll the dice the way I do? E7 F G C A7 Every trap I find, I find the hard way. Dm7 G C E7 The walls have ears, and some have teeth as well. F G C A7 These pipes I tried to play the bard way D7 G Have summoned 40 rats, a lich, three harpies F Am G and an ocher jelly... C A7 The corridor is sloping, Dm7 G The orcs are close behind me. C A7 I call for DI. hoping Dm7 G That somebody will find me. C A7 C E7 A7 It turns out to be Orcus and his crew... Dm7 G C A7 Why must I roll the dice the way I do? Dm7 G C G C Why must I roll the dice the way I do?