Bad Day

E A D G B e D: x 5 7 7 7 5 Bm7:7 9 7 7 7 7 E7: x 7 9 7 9 7 G: 3 5 5 4 3 3 A: 5 7 7 6 5 5 B7: 7 9 7 8 7 7 D Bm7 E7 I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing D Bm7 E7 And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you G D G Everyday ought to be a bad day for you D Bm7 E7 If you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby D Bm7 E7 I hope that your team lost, I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you Bm7 A B7 And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you Bm7 D G And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up |G your trash again D Bm7 E7 Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty D Bm7 E7 I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny Ohhhh! G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you (But I'm sorry if it ever is) G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you (But I'm sorry if it ever is)