Yes There Is A Slight Chance...

C G Am Fmaj7 X 2 C G I gave you a flower Am Fmaj7 He gave you a whole bunch C G He cut you a diamond Am Fmaj7 I cut you your lunch C G I wrote you a pamphlet Am Fmaj7 He wrote her a whole book C G He paid them both to the movies Am Fmaj7 I stole you a look G Em Am I cannot win Fmaj7 C G Am Fmaj7 Since the day we watched the move in C G Am Fmaj7 (like verse before) Another sick joke At my expense But you cant live your life With one eye over the fence So I wrote you this song Her wrote her an operatic medley He bought her a car I doubled you on my trendy??? I can't compete Since they moved to our street C G Am Fmaj7 X 4 I candidly took you photo But it came out a blur In their hall hangs a portrait He had commissioned for her And on Valentine's Day What was I to do She got a ninety-verse sonnet I struggled with a haiku Makes me see red But I still couldn't wish them both dead C G Am Fmaj7 C G Am Fmaj7 I'm gonna fail C G Am Fmaj7 What if I fail C G Am Fmaj7 He's gonna fail C G Am Fmaj7 He could possibly fail C G Am Fmaj7 He could possibly fail C G Am Fmaj7 C He's gonna fail