Helen Of Troy Pa

Guitar solo Hook 1 D D Em C Em G Em D D Em C Em G Em N.C. D It was the first time we really took a chance D To view the world behind our fathers' backs D A We left our parents playing rummy by the cottage porch light C Em G D And went walkin' down to Helen's on that sweet summer night C Em A And we flipped a coin to see C Em A Who would have to knock when she D Opened up her door, C Em A and asked us in... D N.C. Helen of Troy, Pennsylvania Hook 2 D D D D D She was twice the age of me and Tony D Brown eyed, recently divorced, and lonely D A And we lied about our high school football team C Em G D Number one in the state because of Tony and me C Em A And she sensed our awkwardness C Em A And unzipped her calico dress D And called us over to kiss her C Em A One at a time (one at a time boys, can you hear me) D N.C. Helen of Troy, Pennsylvania Hook 2 D D D D D Well we rocked to the drone of large mosquitoes D Rhythm of moths against drumhead screen D Syncopation of Frigidaire motor C A With her bobtail cat looking at us, real mean D N.C. Helen of Troy, Pennsylvania Hook 2 D D D D Hook 2 D D D D D She went to the kitchen, to get us something to drink D And me and Tony washed ourselves in the bathroom sink D Doin' the chicken-neck, the high-five, and the monkey noise C Em A D Glad to be happy, healthy, heterosexual boys C Em A And we drank her herbal tea (red zinger I do believe) N.C. And good golly miss molly-ed all the way home D N.C. Helen of Troy, Pennsylvania Hook 2 D D D D D D D D Hook 1 D D Em C Em G Em D D Em C Em G Em D D Em C Em G Em D D Em C Em G Em