Hes My Secret Passion

C I'm at my window each morning at eight G My day begins when he passes the gate C Gm/D Dm G#dim7 He doesn't know it but someday he will: G7 C He's my secret passion! C I gaze for hours at the house where he lives G You can't imagine the thrill that it gives C Gm/D Dm G#dim7 I know it's crazy but that's how I feel: G7 C He's my secret passion! F Bb F I'm trying to find among my friends C F C C/B One who knows him too Am D7 I'll be introduced to him by friends Dm7 G7 If it's the last thing that I do C And at the gym where he runs for an hour G I drop the soap when we're both in the shower C Gm/D Dm G#dim7 He doesn't notice but someday he will: G7 C He's my secret passion! F Bb F I'm trying to find among my boys C F C C/B One who blows him too Am D7 I'll be introduced to his thigh toys Dm7 G7 If it's the last thing that I chew C And at the café where he dines at nine G I sit and wish that the cooking were mine... C Gm/D Dm G#dim7 He doesn't love me but someday he will: G7 C He's my secret passion!