Horny As A Dandy

B D A You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow E B I try to call you but I can't find the telephone D A I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected E B I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost D A The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song E B To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby D A And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do E B My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you B I'm horny A Horny, horny, horny C So horny E I'm horny, horny, horny