The Owlbear Song

C G C Have you hugged an owlbear today? C G C Has an owlbear hugged you? G C Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two? C G C As I went walking one morning in August C G Through dark and perilous woods C To a sun-dappled grove I casually did rove C G C And there an owlbear stood C G C Its fine fur and feathers were chestnut and tan C G Its beak was as yellow as hay C F N.C It stood ten foot two and then said WHHOOO C G C Cause that's all that owlbears say C G C Have you hugged an owlbear today? C G C Has an owlbear hugged you? G C Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two? C G The owlbear saw me and he charged like, an owlbear G I offered him rations of cheddar G C It hugged me instead and bit off my head, but as you can see I got better. C G C It ripped off my arms with a sickening *scream* C It tore off my legs at the femur C G C Well a druid came by and said "My oh my, I'll have to deal with this later" C G C Have you hugged an owlbear today? C G C Has an owlbear hugged you? G C Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two? (Spoken) C But this isn't a song about owlbears, is it? C Its a song about reincarnation. Specifically, the sixth level druid spell. C G C G When I awoke, the druid said "Son, the owlbear gave ye a killin'" G C G C "But here's the thing, now you're a halfling, we'll try again in the morning" C G C And the owlbear gave me a hug every day C G C And reincarnated was I, but recycling your soul can soon take its toll C G My mind sometimes wanders... (fade out chord) C G C Have you hugged an owlbear today? C G C Has an owlbear hugged you? G C Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two? C G C G I have been reincarnated so much, I should've signed the DNR (Do not reincarnate) C G C I've been a g-newt, a g-noll, a g-nome, a bear and a bug, and a bugbear C G C G I once was a tree and a ranger axed me, into some tables and chairs F C G I once was an elf, but now I'm my self singing a song about owlbears C G C Have you hugged an owlbear today? C G C Has an owlbear hugged you? G C Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two? C G C Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two?