The Owlbear Song
- Dan the Bard
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Chorus
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Have you hugged an owlbear today?
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Has an owlbear hugged you?
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Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two?
Verse 1
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As I went walking one morning in August
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Through dark and perilous woods
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To a sun-dappled grove I casually did rove
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And there an owlbear stood
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Its fine fur and feathers were chestnut and tan
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Its beak was as yellow as hay
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It stood ten foot two and then said WHHOOO
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Cause that's all that owlbears say
Chorus
C G C
Have you hugged an owlbear today?
C G C
Has an owlbear hugged you?
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Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two?
Verse 2
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The owlbear saw me and he charged like, an owlbear
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I offered him rations of cheddar
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It hugged me instead and bit off my head, but as you can see I got better.
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It ripped off my arms with a sickening *scream*
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It tore off my legs at the femur
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Well a druid came by and said "My oh my, I'll have to deal with this later"
Chorus
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Have you hugged an owlbear today?
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Has an owlbear hugged you?
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Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two?
Bridge
(Spoken)
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But this isn't a song about owlbears, is it?
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Its a song about reincarnation. Specifically, the sixth level druid spell.
Verse 3
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When I awoke, the druid said "Son, the owlbear gave ye a killin'"
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"But here's the thing, now you're a halfling, we'll try again in the morning"
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And the owlbear gave me a hug every day
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And reincarnated was I, but recycling your soul can soon take its toll
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My mind sometimes wanders... (fade out chord)
Chorus
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Have you hugged an owlbear today?
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Has an owlbear hugged you?
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Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two?
Verse 4
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I have been reincarnated so much, I should've signed the DNR (Do not reincarnate)
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I've been a g-newt, a g-noll, a g-nome, a bear and a bug, and a bugbear
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I once was a tree and a ranger axed me, into some tables and chairs
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I once was an elf, but now I'm my self singing a song about owlbears
Chorus
C G C
Have you hugged an owlbear today?
C G C
Has an owlbear hugged you?
G C
Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two?
C G C
Have you felt its beak and its fur-feathered arms rip your body in two?











