Douchebag Song

G If you like to say, G "dude that is so gay," C You're probably a douchebag. Am C If you are about, to put on your tapout, G You're probably a douchebag. G If the beard upon your chin, G is one line pencil thin, C You're probably a douchebag. Am If your clothes are afflicted, C you think Nickelback is wicked, G C G You're probably a douchebag. C But who am I to say Bm That we're different in any way C Because I judge the things you say and do D G C G And act like I am better than you. G But if you use steroids, G or you call your friends your boys, C You're probably a douchebag Am If you like your women loose, C or you only drink Grey Goose, G You're probably a douchebag G If you like to to get in fights, G or wear sunglasses at night, C You're probably a douchebag Am If you talk on your Bluetooth, C or have tribal tatoos, G You're probably a douchebag Chorus-Ending C But who am I to say Bm That we're different in any way C Because I judge the things you say and do D And act like I am better than you B7 Em Am I guess I'm just a douchebag toooooo G Just not as much as you