Ive Got Christmas By The Tail

|D G| C |D G| C | C D7 Every year I get ants in my pants when Christmas comes along G C Am D7 G Every year I go into a dance I know every single Christmas song C D7 Every year I am first on my block telling Santa what to bring G C C7 Every year I jump in with the flock flying’ with the reindeer on the wing F F#dim7 C I’ve got Christmas down pat F F#dim7 C I know just where Christmas is at F F#dim7 C You got your snow got your sleet and hail D7 G I’ve got Christmas by the tail C D7 I’ve got Christmas by the tail you might say it is my thing G C Am D7 G Ho hum and humbug I don’t wanna hear it I say let me hear those sleigh bells ring C D7 Every Christmas I throw all my blues away I’m pink and green and red G C C7 Decoratin’ anticipation’ I’m high each night I jump in bed F F#dim7 C Ain’t no Christmas gonna get me down F F#dim7 C I’m not doin’ no runaround F F#dim7 C I show Christmas just who is boss D7 G If Christmas don’t like it then it’s Christmasus loss C D7 It’s in December that I always remember Christmas is in sight G C C7 It’s becoming a habit I’m ready to grab it by the tail and hold on tight F F#dim7 C I might be movin’ up, to the pole F F#dim7 C Where I might have just, more control F F#dim7 C Just so Christmas don’t get outta line D7 G But I’m sure everything is gonna be fine C D7 Yeah there’s ants in my pants and i’m doin’ a dance because Christmas time is near G C Am D7 G If I’m lyin I’m dyin, no use in denying’ it’s Christmas time and I’m in gear C D7 I welcome Christmas any ole time cos I got it by the tail G C C C C To keep my sanity, it aint no vanity I got the darn thing by the tail!