The Daily Mail Song

A Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage D Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape A Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in E D A Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail E D A It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail A Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles D Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum A Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page E D A Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail E D A It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail A Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time D Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods A Sports stars have s*x, bears shit in woods E D A Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale E D A It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail A Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand D Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it A Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P E D A Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil E D A It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail A Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles D Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop E A Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top E D F#m Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale E D A It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail E D A They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail E D A It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail