Honkiest, Tonkiest Beer Joint In Town

C C7 F It's been here for near on 30 years G C Wish I had a dime for every time somebody cried a tear in their beer C C7 F Or a penny for every smile that Ginny gave out G C At the honkiest, tonkiest beer in town F C 45's are on the jukebox, some old, some new D G They say “Hello there, pull up a chair, what can I get for you” C C7 F Well that's just one talk to help you feel at home when you come ‘round G C The honkiest, tonkiest beer joint in town Steel Key change to D D G A If you're out on that side of town You want to shoot some pool or just shoot a cool one down Rose's pickled eggs and sausage are by the pound At the honkiest, tonkiest beer joint in town