Bad Day

| D | Bm7 |E7 | I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing |D |Bm7 |E7 | And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang |G |D |G | 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you |G |D |G | 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you |D |Bm7 |E7 | And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby |D |Bm7 |E7 | And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why |G |D |G | 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you |G |D |G | 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you |Bm7 |A |B7 | And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you |Bm7 |D |G And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up |G your trash again |D |Bm7 |E7 | Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty |D |Bm7 |E7 | Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny |G |D |G | 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you (But I'm sorry if it ever is) |G |D |G | 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you (But I'm sorry if it ever is)