Girls With Big Titties

| D | A*** | D | D | | A | E*** | A | A | A D*** A I love sinking a line, I love cracking a beer, A A*** E I love a good party crowd like the one I got here. D A*** D D And to my two ex-wives, it might sound kind of shitty, A E*** A A but I've always loved those girls with big titties. A D*** A It started as a youngun in about the fifth grade, A A*** E that's the first time I recall thinking 'bout getting laid. D A*** D D That teacher of mine, she wasn't even all that pretty, A E*** A but, Lord, oh, my God, she had great big ol' titties. D A I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down, D A I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round. D A*** D D It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty, A E*** A A I've always loved those girls with big titties. | D | A | D | A | | D | A | | E | E*** | A | A | A D*** A I love playing my guitar, I love smoking my grass, A A*** E I love making love, I love kicking ass. D A*** D D Them girls out in the country and there's a few in every city, A E*** A A walking around with them great big old titties. A D*** A I love Waylon and Hank, Hank Jr. and Merle, A A*** E cashing my paycheck, sweet mini pearl; D A*** D D But nobody's like Dolly, not even ol' Conway Twitty A E*** A 'cause Conway didn't have them great big ol' titties. D A I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down, D A I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round. D A*** D D It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty, A E*** A I've always loved those girls with big titties. Outro 1 D A*** D D It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty (that's what she said) A* E* I've always loved those girls with them great big ol' titties. Outro 2 | D | A*** | D | D | | A | E*** | A || N.C. I guess little titties are okay too.