America Sucks Less

E This country’s sure got problems A E Corruption, crime, and drugs. E And though we try to fix the world B The world just hates our guts. E But for all our woes and troubles A E I still love the US E ‘Cause compared to the rest of the world B E America sucks less E They call us all polluters A E With our Hummer SUV’s E But in China you can taste the air B And it tastes like iPhone 3’s E You may hate our politicians A E And protest what they say E But think about how much it sucks B E To be Russian and gay E Our congress can’t do anything A E Our senators are goons E But at least they were elected B And their name’s not Kim Jong–un E Japan makes better cars than us A E Games and cartoon shows E But I saw The Cove on Netflix huh B E And that was pretty fucked up, bros A E B E America, I love you, out of necessity A E You’re not too hot and not too cold B And mostly not diseased A E Compared to the alternative B C#m You’re probably the best A E ‘Cause the whole world sucks B E But America sure sucks less E Our economy is tanking A E But we’re not as fucked as Greece E Our fast food is disgusting B But Italians eat maggot cheese E The NSA is spying on A E Our emails and phone calls E But good luck finding WiFi B E In some village in Nepal E Brazil is full of riots A E Australia’s full of snakes E Mexico’s got cartels B And their water makes you shit for days E Dubai is just Las Vegas A E Without alcohol or fun E And Africa’s in a post-colonial tailspin B E Of genocide and oppression A E America, I love you B E Though you’re run by old white men A Republicans are assholes B But at least they’re not the French A E We’d probably get a solid B B C#m If they gave the world a test A E ‘Cause the whole world blows B B But America sure blows less B F# America, I love you C# F# For your lack of murder squads (lack of murder squads) B Your working indoor plumbing C# And your mostly valid laws B F# In a world of mostly shit C# D#m America stinks the best B F# ‘Cause the whole world sucks C# F# But America sure sucks less