Jason Mantzoukas

A C#7 D I learned my lesson for letting someone in F#m B7 Your barbed wire words tighten deep against my skin A C#7 D im burning all the pages about you in my journal F#m B7 Happiness is fleeting but pain is eternal Prechorus A E D Everyone you love will break your heart A C#m D They’ll tear it out your chest and then make you look stupid A E D Everyone you love will break your heart A C#7 D except for my favorite actor Jason Mantzoukas A E D Everyone you love will break your heart A E D Everyone you love will break your heart A E D Everyone you love will break your heart A C#7 D I love Jason Mantzoukas he will never betray me A C#7 D As the earth hurdles closer to the center of the sun F#m B7 And humanity waits for the singularity to come A C#7 D We have enemies out there, with factions forming F#m B7 Nuclear warheads and global warming Prechorus A E D Everybody that you love you will die A C#m D your mother and your father, everyone you went to school with A E D everybody that you love you will die A C#7 D except for the immortal being Jason Mantzoukas A E D everybody that you love you will die A E D everybody that you love you will die A E D everybody that you love you will die A C#7 D I love Jason Mantzoukas he will never die A C#7 D A C#7 D A I buy a ticket to a live taping of how did this get made A I steal a lock of his hair after running on stage A C#7 D I burn it in a pentagram while praying to satan A C#7 D My corporeal form morphs into another Jason Prechorus A C#7 D Everybody that you love will die A C#7 D Except for me and the original Jason mantzoukas A C#7 D Everybody that you love will die A C#7 D We’re the benefactors of ancient satanic magic A E D Everybody that you love will die A E D Jason Mantzoukas is a demon from the old times A E D Everyone you love will break your heart E C#7 D He is not malevolent but everyone should fear him A E D Improv is his first skill and dark magic is his second A E D he's got world changing powers but he still does guest spots A E D i saw him do a harold then i saw him steal a virgin's heart E C#7 D A jason's really hairy but his hair is really spiders