Audience

G#m Sunday nights that you wanna B Black velvet cake G#m Sweet heart can bargain B Half price mistakes G#m She will go down with her ship B Like a good captain E You're sitting on the dock playing for B An audience of one G# F# B ooooohhhh - ooooohhhh! F# G#m F# B Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors F# G#m Get a call from an old friend F# B She never like them before F# G#m He will drive all over three lanes F# B You sit tight, shotgun E Wind shield wipers waving for B An audience of one G#m You came out from the country B Wearing momma's clothes G#m You were born in the city B Daddy's dominoes G#m You need a record you can move to B Well we got one Drop the needle E B We are playing for an audience of one Drop the needle E B We are playing for an audience of one C#m B F# C#m B F# One gets all of you two jealous C#m B F# Three get even less C#m B F# Four divides you up then you're left C#m B F# Pleasing all your guests G#m Reach out you point a finger B And touch the globe F# G#m Spin around and where it stops B You've got to pack your bags and go G#m Land in the Mohave Desert F# B Sing for the sun E B Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one E B Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one E B One is the only way playing for an audience of one G#m B oooooh - oooooh! G#m B oooooh - oooooh! G#m B oooooh - oooooh! G#m B oooooh - oooooh!