Every Bottle Is My Boyfriend

G D Catch me at the bar with a lid on my lips C D I'll make a good show for you, no script G D Ending in a house 'round 6am C D What a beautiful pic of no one's friend G D I'll wanna know, would you message me C When you get home sound? But I'll forget to read G D I think about a joke that didn't land C D I'm never gonna sleep again Bm I got a wet drink, I got the driest of gabs C I got a debit card that isn't gonna get me a cab Bm C I'm gonna act like no one's gonna talk about me in the morning D And they won't C Every bottle is a boyfriend G That didn't work out (Didn't work out) C Every dance-off is a feeling G I could do without (Could do without) C Every barman is my best friend G D 'Til he's kicking me out C Every bottle is my boyfriend G And we're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out G D Honky tonk girl of the GAA C D With about the same glamour, half the game G D I have to keep it up 'cause I'm a clown C D And without the make-up, some proper noun G D Now everything is harder than they said it'd be C No restraint has been of any use to me G D I think about a joke that didn't land C D I'll hear it at the very end Bm I got a wet drink, It's like a gun in my hand C I got a pain worth picking on with skinny tea ads Bm C I wonder if anybody ever thinks about me in the morning D Guess they don't C Every bottle is a boyfriend G That didn't work out (Didn't work out) C Every dance-off is a feeling G I could do without (Could do without) C Every barman is my best friend G D 'Til he's kicking me out C Every bottle is my boyfriend G And we're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out, woo! Pre-Chorus 3 Bm I got a wet drink, it's like a gun in my hand C But maybe I love drinking and just hate all the plans Bm That someone made in my name C I don't even wanna tap my potential D No I don't C Every bottle is a boyfriend G That didn't work out (Didn't work out) C Every dance-off is a feeling G I could do without (Could do without) C Every barman is my best friend G D 'Til he's kicking me out C Every bottle is a boyfriend G That didn't work out (Didn't work out) C Every dance-off is a feeling G I could do without (Could do without) C Every barman is my best friend G D 'Til he's kicking me out C Every bottle is my boyfriend G And we're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out G We're going out C We're going out G We're going out