Wish You Were Gay

D Picture this, you and me in the morning Em Kissing over the coffee you're pouring G It could be like that every day Gm Hate it that I wish you were - D Hoping that I'm a better replacement Em With the guys that you're always out chasing G Or should I accept things I can't change? Gm Hate it that I wish you were - D Em I wish you were gay so you could just hold me G Call me your babe instead of your homie D Em Don't know what to say G Gm But I wish you were gay D Em I wish you were gay so it would be easy G For me to say that I'm catching feelings D Em And I know you're straight G Gm But I wish you were gay D Now I see you get off of the subway Em Haven't seen you in months but it's okay G I'd forgotten but I feel the same Gm Hate that I still wish you were - D You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk Em With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off G So I lie and I say I can't stay Gm Hate it I still wish you were - D Em I wish you were gay so you could just hold me G Call me your babe instead of your homie D Em Don't know what to say G Gm But I wish you were gay D Em I wish you were gay so it would be easy G For me to say that I'm catching feelings D Em And I know you're straight G Gm But I wish you were gay D G D We'd be so good D G D Give me one look Bm I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt F# The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse D Em G 2x D Em I wish you were gay so you could just hold me G Call me your babe instead of your homie D Em Don't know what to say G Gm But I wish you were gay D Em I wish you were gay so it would be easy G For me to say that I'm catching feelings D Em And I know you're straight G Gm But I wish you were gay D Em G I won't trade for roses for your heart D Em G I won't wait forever in the dark