Wheres Your Mom

G C E G D G C I get turned on by her nylons in a hamper. Parents out of town, E G D they're sleeping in the camper tonight. I bet they're getting sweaty. G C 'Cause when I met you, you were a virgin in paper trying to be E G D but you're not like her at all you're just not like your mom. Chorus 2x G C E Try to look like your mom. Try to act like your mom. Try to smell like your mom G D gonna come oh where's your mom? Guitar Solo No Guitar Just Bass I had a dream she flew me to Vegas, tied me to the bed and played bridge with her friends, and they were naked. The next day she took me out shopping, Bought me kids clothes just to dress me up Oh God she said I was a bad boy Guitar in- Chorus