Pledge Drive
- Cheekface
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Time: 4/4 ·
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Intro
D D C G G A
Verse 1
D D C
I am living in an extra large box
G A
It's a nice big house with a TV/VCR
D D C
Where rats are eating all my earthly possessions
G
I called the pledge drive
A
I got the suicide hotline
Verse 2
D D C
Life's little moments in an extra large box
G A
Courting controversy in an esoteric field
D D C
Why don't the police ever obey the law?
G
I don't know anything
A
You don't know anything
Pre-Chorus
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
G G Bm
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated)
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
Chorus
D G
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G A
You don't know anything
D G
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G A
You don't know anything
D G
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
D G
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
Verse 3
D D C
I am a supergrain, I'm native to Peru
G A
I thrive in the elevations of the Andes mountain range
D D C
I am arguably ruining the environment and the local economy
G A
And you can substitute me for bulgur wheat
Verse 4
D D C
This mob of teens with sponges is ready to wash your car
G A
I'm standing in the Wendy's drive-thru screaming "F**k all the transphobes"
(Sir, this is a Wendy's)
D D C
I feel nothing and I'm 14-inches tall
G
I don't know anything
A
You don't know anything
Pre-Chorus
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
G Bm
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated)
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
Chorus
D G
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
D G
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
D G
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
D G
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything











