Im On The Whiskey

E E I′ll have a Jack Black, make it double hope that drowns this trouble D A I walked in last night and caught her E N.C. And one of them big deal billboard lawyers E It gets even better, that damn woman never D A E N.C. Said goodbye, or kiss my ass just stepped on to his big ass jet E She's on cloud nine, I′m in a dive B E She's drinkin' that champagne, I′m gettin′ sky high A E A On this surefire cure from Lynchburg, Tennessee E She ain't coming back so bartender hit me B E She′s on a plane and I'm on the whiskey E D Fill that jukebox up with quarters, let′s rock both them Georges Jones and Strait A E And man I bet it makes my mind forget their headed E To his private island I should say D A I hope they find that happiness and true love N.C. But that ain't what I′m thinkin' of 'cause E She's on cloud nine, I′m in a dive B E She's drinkin' that champagne, I′m gettin′ sky high A E A On this surefire cure from Lynchburg, Tennessee E She ain't coming back so bartender hit me B E She′s on a plane and I'm on the whiskey Fiddle & Guitar Solos E A D A B By now she's nearin′ that landin′ strip A And I've just about downed this fifth B She′s on the get rich plan A G D A I'm still payin′ off this single wide trailer man N.C. E Yeah, she's on cloud nine, I′m in a dive B E She's drinkin' that champagne, I′m gettin′ sky high A E A On this surefire cure from Lynchburg, Tennessee E She ain't coming back so bartender hit me B E She′s on a plane and I'm on the whiskey E Yeah, I′m on the whiskey