Bite Of 87

*Beatboxing* Dm C Am Eh, eh Dm I know who's responsible for the Bite of '87 C I was there all when it happened Am No really, no really, hear me out Dm You've gotta trust me now, everybody's so obsessive C Over how and when and where it happened Am Why don't you hear me out? Dm I saw it all go down in the diner of an eerie town C Everybody was eating pizza Am Freddy said, "It's nice to meet ya" Dm So, trust me, I know what I'm talking about MatPat and I were there, messing around C Gaming on that Fortnite Battle Pass Am In the arcade, just havin' a blast (Oh-oh-oh) Dm Here comes the star of the show The big brown bear on that Freddy Fazflow C I gave Chica a big ol' kiss Am Bonnie was in tears, he knew what he'd missed, yeah (Oh-oh-oh) Dm Here comes the star of the show The big brown bear on the Freddy-Fazz flow C Foxy, however, was looking quite sus Am (He was the impostor from Among Us) Dm I know who's responsible for the Bite of '87 C I was there all when it happened Am No really, no really, hear me out (Oh-oh-oh) (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Dm You've gotta trust me now, everybody's so obsessive C Over how and when and where it happened (Aye) Am Why don't you hear me out? (Woah, woah, oh-oh-oh) Dm Why don't you seem more surprised? I promise I'm not telling lies C Wait till you hear the rest of the story Am You'll unsub to Game Theory Dm Markiplier wasn't doing great Throwing up in Monty's face (Huh) C And then I saw a crying child (Nah) Am All the animatronics going wild (Oh-oh-oh) (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Dm Here comes the star of the show The big brown bear on the Freddy Fazflow C Little baby, little boy Am Decapitated like an old chew toy (Oh-oh-oh) Dm Here comes the star of the show The big brown bear on the Freddy Fazflow C "Was that the Bite of '87?" Am Don't worry, he's up in heaven (Har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har) Dm I know who's responsible for the Bite of '87 C I was there all when it happened Am No really, no really, hear me out (Oh-oh-oh) Dm You've gotta trust me now, everybody's so obsessive C Over how and when and where it happened Am Why don't you hear me out? (Oh-oh-oh) Dm C Am Dm Da-da-da-da-da-da, Bite of '87 C Am Oh-woah-woah-oh (Oh-oh-oh)