Harsh The Herald Angels Sing

C How harsh the herald angels sing G I've been puking my guts all morning Dm Am Oh too bad the hex of unfairer s*x G It's difficult and it's boring C I guess I just quit drinking G I guess I just quit smoking Dm I guess I'll need some names Am Alvin, William and James G Doctor tell me you're joking F Take the bus to the free clinic on Clemens F With my headphones on, no music Please don't sit next to me C, G, Dm, Am, G, C Glad Lee, the cross-eyed bear G Walks into a bar Dm Am G She says "you don't know how lucky you men are" C The tenants who live below me G They all pretend they don't know me Dm Cos they don't see a ring Am Now they know everything G They whisper and don't "hello" me F But talk your shit, man, I don't care F It's blank for a boy but for a girl it's Claire C