Johnson Grass Farm

D G I?m gonna live on marijuana and I ain?t gonna work at all D I?m gonna find me a house in the country and grow that A s**t ?bout ten feet tall D G I?m gonna plant alongside Johnson Grass which I pray grows a little taller D If you slide by the house and the lights are out you will A hear me hoop D and holler N.C D G Lord Jesus I?m stoned, ain?t doing nobody no wrong D Doin a little bit ?a front porch thinkin some star studded dreamin and A D singin those Gospel songs, ain?t doin nobody no harm G livin on a Johnson Grass farm D A I?m not guilty of a crime just havin me a time G D And waitin on the harvest to come D G When the sun in the evenin slowly slithers down D A You will find me in my backyard diggin those plants up outta the ground D G Naked as a newborn baby and carefree as your local bum D A D Down on my hands n knees prayin for a rain shower to come