Nerdy Boys

A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5 A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5 A#5 A#5 F5 D#5 A#5 D#5 He goes 40 on the freeway A#5 D#5 He plans his day 'round eBay A#5 D#5 C#5 C5 He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay A#5 D#5 Steve Jobs is his swami A#5 D#5 He folds like origami A#5 D#5 C#5 C5 I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy A#5 D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 I want to live his junior high fantasies D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy A#5 D#5 He thinks DNA is pretty A#5 D#5 CGI makes him giddy A#5 D#5 C#5 C5 He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City A#5 D#5 He smells like Hai Karate A#5 D#5 Says Mulder wasn't dotty A#5 D#5 C#5 C5 I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body A#5 D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 I want to live his junior high fantasies D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5 A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5 A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5 His high water pants A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5 The way he can't dance A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5 If he wants romance D#5 F5 I say beam me up A#5 D#5 You're suave and attaching A#5 D#5 Your socks are always matching A#5 D#5 C#5 C5 If you want me, better hope myopia is catching A#5 D#5 'Cause I don't want an athlete A#5 D#5 I tingle for a mathlete A#5 D#5 C#5 C5 A#5 He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs A#5 D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 I want to live his junior high fantasies D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy D#5 F5 D#5 A#5 D#5 F5 I am a sucker for a nerdy boy D#5 A#5 D#5 F5 For a nerdy boy D#5 A#5 D#5 F5 I want a nerdy boy D#5 A#5 A dirty nerdy boy A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5