Bootleggers Christmas

D A Here it is Christmas Eve, Santa's on his way D And I'm an old bootlegger boys just steaming in the bay G I got me a load of booze on board and I'm heading into shore A D It's my second trip this week and I'm going back for more A When Santa come to our house I bet he's gonna laugh D I'll pour a drop of alchy into his sir of glass G He'll go HO HO that I know, while sipping on me drink A D He'll mix his alchy three to one, while standing by the sink D A What a bootlegger's Christmas it will be D We got plty of baccie by's, packed beneath the tree G We'll say they're gifts from relatives, and fool the mounties A D We'll paint the empty alchy jars and hang them on the tree D A I started fishing in the spring, didn't do much at all D So I began bootleggin tobacco and alcohol G The bootlegger business is booming boys, and the profits are so high A D I have a lot of things now that I could never afford to buy A My children playing nintendo games on they're own tv D They all got new reeboks underneath the tree G Mommies got a microwave and dresses so galore A D I got a new three wheeler and a chevy four by four D A What a bootlegger's Christmas it will be D We got plty of baccie by's, packed beneath the tree G We'll say they're gifts from relatives, and fool the mounties A D We'll paint the empty alchy jars and hang them on the tree What a bootleggers Christmas it will be