Dont Leave Me With My Ding Dong In My Hand

G C F One day I was lonely, I went hunting for a ho-ho C G Tired of the pleasures of a solitary man C F Asked if she was willing to talk about my filling C G C And she left me with my ding dong in my hand F C Yes, she left me with my ding dong in my hand G I guess that sweet thing didn't understand C F Lookin' mighty tasty, that little cream-filled pastry C G C Just don't leave me with my ding dong in my hand C F Once when dunkin' doughnuts, I was fixin' to go nuts C G That waitress was more than I could stand C F I said 'If it's not too kinky, let me nibble on that twinkie' C G C And she slapped me with my ding dong in my hand F C Yes, she slapped me with my ding dong in my hand G I guess that breakfast didn't go as planned C F Lookin' mighty tasty, your little cream-filled pastry C G C Just don't leave me with my ding dong in my hand C F C G C G C G C F C G C F C G C C F One time I hit the Food King, I was looking for some ring ding C G When the checker made some interesting demands C F Seems the other shoppers didn't think it proper C G C That I strolled in with my ding dong in my hand F C Yes, I strolled in with my ding dong in my hand G I guarantee there is no finer brand C F Lookin' mighty tasty, your little cream-filled pastry C G C Just don't leave me with my ding dong in my hand C F Well I never found what it takes to keep a lady's cupcakes C G Their icing I will never understand C F Since I can't have your kiss, I guess I'll have to practice C G C And once more take my ding dong in my hand F C Yes, once more take my ding dong in my hand G A doughnut makes a sticky wedding band C F Lookin' mighty tasty, your little cream-filled pastry C G C Just don't leave me with my ding dong in my hand F G C F C Just don't leave me with my ding dong in my hand