Denomination Blues

G I wanna tell you people it's a natural fact G Ev'ry man don't understand the Bible alike C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all G Well, the denominations haven't the right to fight G They ought go on and treat each other right C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all G Well it's hard to find a Prebytarian on his knees G He's too busy dotting i's and crossing all his t's C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all G C G D C G G Now the Nazarenes say drinking is a crime G But I know a Nazarene who turned water into wine C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all G Now the Catholics say the Pope is never wrong G But brother Martin Luther sang a different song C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all G C G D C G Spoken while picking G Now there's some fringe groups we have to cover— have you ever heard of the Frisbeetarians? These folks believe that when your soul leaves, it goes up on the roof and you can't get it down... G Now the Frisbeetarian is walking around with a frown G 'Cause his soul's on the roof and he can't get it down C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all G Now the Unitarian, he's cutting it close G You could say that he believes in one God at the most C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all G Well, you can to your college, you can go to your school G But if you ain't got Jesus, you'se (you are) an educated fool C G And that's all, I tell you that's all D C G But you better have Jesus I tell you that's all D C G Well you better have Jesus I tell you that's all