Looters At Jimmys Hardware Store

E A E He was in Chicago lootin' stores at night A E Britches hangin' off of his behind A E But the day that he didn't loot no more A E Was the day he walked in Jimmy's Hardware Store A E You see Jimmy did two tours in Iraq A E He closed the store but he slept there in the back A E So when a brick came through his window pane A E Jimmy grabbed a two by four and then he sang C# B E A It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through B E A 'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you F# B E A He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last C# B E Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass A E Well the lootеr ran crying and called the cops A E Jimmy laughed so hard he couldn't stop A E He said let me know when they show up A E 'Cause there's a long wait time for helpin' thugs C# B E A It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through B E A 'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you F# B E A He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last C# B E Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass A B The looter tried to call his friends E A But no one would showed up B And to this day that hardware store's E A Downtown and stays untouched C# B E A It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through B E A 'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you F# B E A He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last C# B E Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass E A E He was in Chicago lootin' stores at night A E Britches hangin' off of his behind A E But the day that he didn't loot no more A E Was the day he walked in Jimmy's Hardware Store